Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bird of Paradise



Did you take this in your back yard? How long have you had that camera? Aren't you bored of fucking flower photos yet? Jesus. Do you have an AWESOME photo of your own foot too? And a shot you took of yourself with a wide angle lens LOOK YOU CAN SEE MY ARMS? I, listen, fuck, I need to go wash my mouth out. Stay here.

Okay. Listen. Every photographer since the dawn of fucking time has picked up their camera, walked out the door and taken a photo of a flower, or their cat or their own foot. That's fine. It's like learning to go to the toilet, it's natural and there's nothing wrong with it. And just like going to the toilet, there's no reason to post the results on the internet. Next time, post something that took you more than two minutes and some vigorous finger action.

This photo sucks.

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