Sunday, January 24, 2010

Pea Flower

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ARGH WHAT! What the hell! Have you even heard of metering? Jesus, let me go get some sunglasses.

Brilliant, all I have is these 3D glasses I stole from the IMax so now I look like a douche. You're a pal. Really. Next time I come over remind me to use all your toilet paper and not replace the roll.

Speaking of nasty surprises, was it your intention to have one of the flowers hanging half out of the frame, and a random blob floating in space off to the left? Did you perhaps consider nudging the camera half a centimeter to the right, maybe actually frame the freaking subject? Maybe it was just too much effort after you'd gone to all the trouble of walking out into your own backyard to find the subject.

Hey, don't be too down about it though. At least you got off your fat ass and took a break from perfecting your emo MySpace self-portrait. Good effort, but this photo sucks.